flyingnakedtofu

sometimes it is good to take a break from the dick, because then you can gain some perspective

I hate stupid girls, I want to beat the shit out of them

Don't you want to beat the crap out of them!?!?

and then they some how manage to date good guys

yeah it has been weird going from girls gone wild one week, to married with children the next week. and all I had to do was fly to the other side of the world



our aim chat was where the expression lol came from.

I like songs with the word umbrella in them. parapluie in french. pretty fantastic in both.

smoking umbrellas by faliure

umbrella by dntel

black umbrellas by brodcast

i thought there was more... either way it is fantastic, umbrellas are fantastic, the worlds most beautiful object to hide from the worlds sadist weather.